Overheard at a party

TSG: What should we bring to the engagement party tomorrow?

GB: I don’t know, do we have to bring a gift to an engagement party?

TSG: Yes, we should bring something …

GB: Well, are they registered anywhere yet?

TSG: No. How about a bottle of wine or champagne?

GB: Champagne, Good, I like it … alcoholic and non-committal …

TSG: Exactly, alcoholic and non-committal ... Just like us …

GB drunkenly shoves TSG

TSG laughs at her own wittiness and scowls at GB for shoving her