Letter of Dismissal

Dear Mr. Awesome,

I am writing to inform you that effective immediately I no longer require your services.

As much as I have enjoyed your company when we are together I must say I am a little tired of doing all the work to set up and plan our dates. Over the past 4 weeks I don’t believe you have called or emailed without me first placing a call or an email. While we have never defined the nature of our relationship this lack of interest on your part has brought about this decision.

Please believe me when I say I have no hard feelings but this just isn’t as fun as it was in the beginning. I will miss our nights at the theatre, our romps in and around the bedroom and watching your snakes eat small rodents but alas all things must come to an end.

I wish you all the best in your future dating endeavors.

Respectfully Yours,

The Single Girl


No I didn’t send this letter but I have been tempted to send this or something like this for a few days now. I really have to say goodbye to Mr. Awesome, but I think he is employing the screen and I feel I have to respect that as I a fan and regular user of that methodology of ending a relationship as documented both here and here. Should I hear from Mr. Awesome, I assure you my small but dedicated readership you will be the first to know.