Overheard in … umm … bed

TSG: It’s good to see you. I am glad we got a chance to see each other while you were in town.

Fireboy: Me too Darlin. It is always good to see you.

Brief kissing interlude

Fireboy: I am so glad you broke up with my best friend so we could go back to kissing.

TSG: Umm ….

Uncontrollable laughter from both erupts

Fireboy: That might not have been the right thing to say. I really have to learn to censor myself better.

TSG: Still laughing No, it is fine, I was sort of thinking the same thing. But actually don’t thank me, thank the SSM.

Fireboy: Yeah, the next time I see him. He man, thanks for being a jerk and dumping her. I was really missing the kissing, so thanks for being a pal.

Both erupt in laughter again

TSG: I think the mood is effectively ruined. Let’s just go to sleep.