Once Upon A Time ...

There was a single girl who traveled to the land of online dating to see if she could find a prince or at the very least a man. She roamed the land in search of a prince and came upon three dates.

The first date was no man but a troll who barely spoke and had no manners. So the girl ran away before he dragged her to the bridge he lived under to make her spend the rest of her days catering to his every whim.

On the second date she met a toad. He took her places and showed her some hidden treasures in the land of online dating. She thought this toad isn’t bad, I could have fun with him. The toad thought the girl was fun as well and convinced her that if she “kissed him” he would become a prince. She took him at his word and gave him a little kiss but instead of changing into a prince the toad became an ogre and scared the girl away. As she fled the ogre and the land of online dating she ran smack dab into an elfish man who picked her up and carried her safely away from the trolls and ogres to a small castle in the city and she thought no more of date number three or the land of online dating.

Some time later the elfish man left for a mission in a far of desert land. The elfish man told the girl he must leave and might never be back so she should move on with her life and find happiness with another elf or man. For many days and many nights the girl hid in her tower and thought of nothing but the elfish man.

Then one day she looked out her window and saw the third date from the land of online dating far off in the distance. As she looked into the distance she could not tell if he was an orge, troll, man or prince but she was a bit to scared of the orge and the troll to venture out of her tower and find out. So she sat squinting her eyes for days and days wondering what sort of creature the third one was.


Umm … that is where our story ends because the single girl doesn’t know what to do now. Door number three is still around on my messenger (unlike the other two) and told me if I ever became single I should send him a message, but after the first two experiences, I am not sure I want to take the chance on the third.

TSG