I didn’t go to the party last night. I was exhausted and feeling down and I would have just brought the party down or made an ass of myself, so I stayed in and tortured my roommates to no end with my humming and hawing about whether or not I should go.

I regret it a little because I feel like I didn’t say goodbye, but really, what more was there to say?

We will return to your regularly scheduled single girl next week.

TSG