BUSTED!

So Mr. Online finally made contact with me. He popped up on messenger last night and apologized for ditching on Saturday. So I asked him if he was ever going to tell me about his Girlfriend and he said he thought he did when I told him about the SSM. I let him know that in fact he had completely neglected to mention that at any point during the ELEVEN HOURS WE SPENT HANGING OUT.

He asked if I was mad, and said he was sorry. He let me ask a bunch of questions including … are you in an open relationship – to which he answered I can hang out with who I want. To which I responded what does that mean? You can have lunch and go to a movie with who ever he wants, but something like a blow job would be out of the question. He thought that pretty much summed it up.

We talked a little more and he asked for forgiveness and said he liked hanging out with me. I told him that I liked hanging out with him – I mean really I have never been on an 11 hour first date before – but that going forward making out wasn’t going to be an option as long as there was a girl in the picture.

Then I think to change the subject he asked me what I was doing right then so I told him I was creeping around facebook. He seemed uninterested and said he wasn’t that into Facebook. So I looked him up again and told him I was poking him on facebook. He thought that was cute and made some joke about bruising like a peach. I asked if we could be friends and he said sure. We chatted for a little longer and then we on about our evening.

I went back to Facebook to add him as a friend after we were done chatting and found that he has blocked me. I think he might think I am crazy, or not trustworthy. Or maybe he is afraid he will be caught in another lie if I can see his profile. Either way … I don’t think Mr. Online is the kind of guy This Single Girl wants to be talking to anymore.
The Single Girl