Overheard in my Livingroom

While watching George Michael behind the music

GB: Does he say I will be your father figure (referring to the song Father Figure)

TSG: Yes … the song is called father figure … what did you think the line was

GB: I will be your bottom feeder.

TSG: You’re joking, the song is called Father figure

GB: I guess this shows just how much of a George Michael Fan I am …