Overheard by IM (Instant Messenger)

***Warning***

This is only a portion of the long conversation we had today. And the language has been partcially edited ... because there are some things that even I don't want to read on a blog ... Enjoy

OQB: gawd I think I’m getting gayer as I age...I’m LOVING pet shop boys right now

TSG: you are getting gayer with age like a good wine ...

OQB: hahahah i prefer cheese...not like smegma though

TSG: or moldy cheese ...ha! no wonder we are friends

OQB: oh and i recycled on Monday

TSG: who did you recycle with ...

OQB: dude named ____, he’s lost so much hair...awwww

TSG: that is sad, for both of you really

OQB: ohohohoh and he acquired a foot fetish. What’s up with the foot thing lately???

TSG: Feet are the new asshole

OQB: HAHAH THAT WAS PERFECT … feet the new asshole, I am going to use that tonight. Ohh and he gave me bruises/hickies on my armpits!!!!

TSG: k, so what we are saying is dude is weird

OQB: weird = hot! LOL … my armpits hurt

TSG: No … foot fuking + armpit hickies= weirdo … man I hope you don't get athletes dick…

OQB: OMG! I HAVENT THOUGHT OF THAT...(OQB walks into Drug Store...um yes..i need some foot powder...oh yes sir right here...YEYEY but i need it for my penis....Um excuse me...yes yes, you heard right.. my penis)

TSG: I am crying at my desk I am laughing so hard ... seriously people are going to wonder what is going on at my desk if I keep laughing like this