I wasn’t always a cradle robber and other local gossip…
I received this email from the lady this morning …
So more about the bartender…. You haven’t given me his vital statistics, starting with is he older than 12 (just kidding) …
Just so we are all clear … I believe the bartender to be about 26-27(cause I don’t actually know). It is still cradle robbing if we want to get all technical about it but he is older than Awesome and that is something.
Oh speaking of Awesome, he resurfaced last week and sent me an email because as the lady says, it never rains it pours …
But my real point is there was a time when the median age of the men I dated was actually one to two years older than me, not 3 to 5 years younger. I feel a bit like Matthew McConaughey in Dazed and Confused “I keep gettin’ older but they keep staying the same age.”
I am now one full day alcohol free, but tonight the bartender of my dreams is working so I wouldn’t count on me getting to day two.
That is all for news, weather and sports here at TSG central.
4 comments:
I am a person who lives a "public life". I do newspaper, tv and radio interveiws on a regular basis and am often quoted. In fact, recently a report said I was "very quotable" and I decided I like that about myself!
However this latest post of The Single Girl makes me sound like a boring old mother!
The Lady
You will never be a boring old mother ... ever!
OMG! Best. Quote. EVER!!!!!!
I love that movie! : D
I love that movie too. I have to admit, I never thought I would get to use that quote, but I am pretty pleased with myself now that it's happened.
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