Fun facts and Random Musings

• Having a gay boyfriend is great but one must always remember that you are in a poly-non-amorous relationship and you can not keep him all to yourself. Other women may have him as their boyfriend and most certainly other men will. That does not make it any less healthy and wonderful. I currently have a primary gay boyfriend (GB), a secondary gay boyfriend (OQB) and various auxiliary gay boyfriends and all of them are able to co exist. I tell you this because a dear friend of mine tried to tell me to keep my hands off her new gay boyfriend and I had to explain this concept to her and remind her that she spends lots of time with GB so back off! Just kidding once she thought about it she totally agreed that polyamory is the only way to go.

• I like moving. Well let me re-phrase I love looking at homes and apartments and I like packing cube vans. I will pack boxes full of shit (because it all becomes shit when you are moving), I don’t like unpacking trucks and I hate actually moving. So if you are looking for someone to help you move, I will happily come to your house and help you get everything out of your current residence and into the moving van – with teteris skill that would astound the biggest geek – but then I must leave. Thank you CMG for understanding that and properly utilizing my skills

• Actually overheard at the pub GB and I were at on Sunday night …
  
  Young woman to her emo boyfriend after some snuggling, kissing and shared nachos
  
  “I will be right back I just have to wash out my underwear”
  
  Cue beer coming out my nose as I wonder to myself was it the making out, or an unfortunate incident brought on by the nachos that brought about that statement?

• I am getting on a plane in less than 24 hours. I get to fly to the “big city” spend 3 nights in a hotel, see two shows, have coffee with friends and colleagues and go to one 5 hour meeting. Because of the one 5 hour meeting, my flight and hotel are being covered by work. I love my job.

• Reading old blog entries from your new favourite bloggers can completely take over your days. I have been reading The Daily Dump for a few weeks now and I have less than two months before the whole thing is finally over. I am feeling bitter sweet about the whole thing. Please no one send me a new blog until March as work is really busy until then and I will barely be able to keep up with the 10 blogs I read daily now.

• Overheard at my office 15 minutes ago
  
  Co worker walks up to my desk with a slightly confused look on his face
  
  CW: So …? 23, 19 ½, 20 ½ ...
  
  TSG: What? Are you trying to ask me something … telling me something … bugging me in a cryptic kind of way
  
  CW: Yeah, which one of those is the median age of your last few “boyfriends”? Wry smile from the co-worker
  
  TSG: Wry smile from me None of the above. Seriously what do those numbers mean?
  
  Actual work related conversation ensues
  
  Hmmm … I might share too much at work
  

Musingly yours,

The Single Girl