Overheard on the Phone Last Night

TSG: Lady my nose hurts and is red from my cold

The Lady: You should put some Vaseline on it

TSG: Ewwww! Can’t I use skin cream

The Lady: No that will make it flake use Vaseline

TSG: Really? I don’t have Vaseline.

The Lady: Well use K-Y or some other lube …

TSG: OMG

The Lady: I know you have some sort of lube in the house so put that on your nose

TSG: I am not putting lube on my nose. I have to go now