Overheard at my house last night (OQB this is for you)

As I was trying to convince the dog to come with me so I could go to bed, GB was trying to convince the dog to snuggle with him instead. The dog went the GB (of course because I was offering a cage and GB was offering his lap) and the following dialogue transpired:

TSG: Dude I want to go to bed give me the dog.

GB: Ha Ha! The Dog likes me better. He is my boyfriend not yours.

TSG: Umm … that is fine as I think of him like a son not a boyfriend

GB: That’s kind of funny … can’t you just see it. Where is GB? Oh out on a date with TSG and OQB’s son.

TSG: LOL … That is kind of funny and disturbing … and yet …

GB: And yet not that far fetched …

Laughter from both GB and TSG and confused looks from the dog

TSG: Give me the dog.


I should also point out that we had a lot to drink last night (read 4 pitchers between 3 people) so it might not be as funny today as it was last night.

The Single Girl